The Big Bad-Ass Water Bottle

Here’s my super fancy water container that travels with me everywhere I go–a reused Voss bottle (VERY re-used, note the chipping letters). I use it because I think water tastes better when stored in glass, the bottle has been rescued from the recycler, it fits perfectly into my car’s cup holder and I have a comfort level in being able to see what I’m drinking.

Here’s the bad-ass part; a friend just told me that she also drinks her water out of a reused Voss bottle and that her family thinks it’s her weapon. They’re absolutely right! That sucker is heavy and could do some major damage to an unsuspecting attacker if necessary!!!

So there ya go, using this humble bottle can offer all of the wonderful health benefits of water, the eco-friendliness of rescuing it from the perils of the glass recycler and the added benefit of having a weapon of mass destruction (or at least a few massive contusions) at your side at all times. Beware would-be assailants, we’re hydrated. We’re armed.
Drink up my friends and stay safe!